Damn nigga

I'm going to see John Butler Trio tomorrow, DAMN NIGGA!

Pokemon fucking rules

I would love to actually fuck a pokemon. I've played like a million hours on the new pokemon game and now I'm gonna watch a million more hours of the TV series. Beacuse I'm a homosexual you see?

10 most INSANE death metal albums around

1. Entombed - Clandestine

This is by far the heaviest matter of the universe! It's just mind blowingly heavy. That Swedish sound that gives that effect of a buzz saw tearing through someone's spine can be heard quite nicely the whole way through this album.

10 most INSANE death metal albums around

2. Cancer - To the Gory End

Having only recently getting my hands on this album I feel like I'm somewhat betraying all my other favorite death metal albums putting this one almost at the top but it must be done. This album is absolutely cuntactualer. It's just beyond good!

3. Malevolent Creation - Retribution

Although all Malevolent Creation albums are insane I had to just pick this one because of just how much more insane it is then the others. You may disagree, and if you do, DIE MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!

10 most INSANE death metal albums around

4. Decapitated - The Negation

Man, this album is full of heavy and just totally mad riffs! Theres not alot I can say abut this powerhouse other then the drumming and guitar is beyond mad. It's tighter then a 6 month old baby's vagina that has been stuffed full of sherbet.

10 most INSANE death metal albums around

5. Cannibal Corpse - Eaten Back to Life

This is probably the sickest album ever. These Lyrics are even more fowl then Carcass's lyrics on their first album. For it's time this album was a breakthrough, not many bands would put out such vile albums as this.

10 most INSANE death metal albums around

6. Skinless - From Sacrifice to Survival

The reason I've stuck this in here is because of one single song that wins it over on the crazy death metal side of things and thats Battle Peripheral Will, that song has a riff in it that moves your bowels a good 4 or so inches.

10 most INSANE death metal albums around

7. Sinister - Afterburner

This is one of those hidden gems as far as death metal goes. A band not to many of you will be familiar with and an album little to non of you will ever know it exists. Neather the less this album is damn right bonkers. A proper penis dripper.

10 most INSANE death metal albums around

8. Bloodbath - Nightmares Made Flesh

This is one of my all time favorite death metal albums from my favorite death metal band. With a lineup including Peter Tagtgren and the almight Dan Swano this album was bound to be amazing. Swano's guitar work on this album was done prefectly, he made a good move putting down the sticks and picking up the guitar for this effort.

10 most INSANE death metal albums around

9. Cryptopsy - Non So Vile

I'm sure lots of you would agree this is one hell of a mental album. With everything from insane speed to crazy time signatures this is one hell of an unpredictable album apron first listen, infact even now listening back at it you forget just how mad this album is.

10 most INSANE death metal albums around

10. Deicide - Stench of Redemption

This album is NUTS, it's one of Bentons finest moments on the song writing front. The guitar work of Jake Owen almost supasses Cannibal Corpse on this record, it's death metal genius.