Friday, 9 April 2010
Thursday, 8 April 2010
Pokemon fucking rules
I would love to actually fuck a pokemon. I've played like a million hours on the new pokemon game and now I'm gonna watch a million more hours of the TV series. Beacuse I'm a homosexual you see?
10 most INSANE death metal albums around
1. Entombed - Clandestine
This is by far the heaviest matter of the universe! It's just mind blowingly heavy. That Swedish sound that gives that effect of a buzz saw tearing through someone's spine can be heard quite nicely the whole way through this album.
10 most INSANE death metal albums around
2. Cancer - To the Gory End
Having only recently getting my hands on this album I feel like I'm somewhat betraying all my other favorite death metal albums putting this one almost at the top but it must be done. This album is absolutely cuntactualer. It's just beyond good!
10 most INSANE death metal albums around
4. Decapitated - The Negation
Man, this album is full of heavy and just totally mad riffs! Theres not alot I can say abut this powerhouse other then the drumming and guitar is beyond mad. It's tighter then a 6 month old baby's vagina that has been stuffed full of sherbet.
10 most INSANE death metal albums around
5. Cannibal Corpse - Eaten Back to Life
This is probably the sickest album ever. These Lyrics are even more fowl then Carcass's lyrics on their first album. For it's time this album was a breakthrough, not many bands would put out such vile albums as this.
10 most INSANE death metal albums around
6. Skinless - From Sacrifice to Survival
The reason I've stuck this in here is because of one single song that wins it over on the crazy death metal side of things and thats Battle Peripheral Will, that song has a riff in it that moves your bowels a good 4 or so inches.
10 most INSANE death metal albums around
7. Sinister - Afterburner
This is one of those hidden gems as far as death metal goes. A band not to many of you will be familiar with and an album little to non of you will ever know it exists. Neather the less this album is damn right bonkers. A proper penis dripper.
10 most INSANE death metal albums around
8. Bloodbath - Nightmares Made Flesh
This is one of my all time favorite death metal albums from my favorite death metal band. With a lineup including Peter Tagtgren and the almight Dan Swano this album was bound to be amazing. Swano's guitar work on this album was done prefectly, he made a good move putting down the sticks and picking up the guitar for this effort.
10 most INSANE death metal albums around
9. Cryptopsy - Non So Vile
I'm sure lots of you would agree this is one hell of a mental album. With everything from insane speed to crazy time signatures this is one hell of an unpredictable album apron first listen, infact even now listening back at it you forget just how mad this album is.
10 most INSANE death metal albums around
10. Deicide - Stench of Redemption
This album is NUTS, it's one of Bentons finest moments on the song writing front. The guitar work of Jake Owen almost supasses Cannibal Corpse on this record, it's death metal genius.
Friday, 26 February 2010
Top 10 songs of the month
1. Soundgarden - Burden in My Hand
This is the best Soundgarden track, easy. Cornels vocals on it are perfect, the riffs are all AMAZING and the chorus is like shiiiiit!!!! If you haven't heard it, then shame on you. But if you have then I'm sure you know why I put it as my top song of the month.
Top 10 songs of the month
2. Akercocke - Verdelet
This song comes from one of my favorite albums Words that go Unspoken, Deeds that go Undone. It is a FANTASTIC album and an awesome opening track to the album. From the 2004 album Words that go Unspoken, Deeds that go Undone.
Top 10 songs of the month
3. Opeth - Black Rose Immortal
Now unlike most faggots I don't throw round the word "epic" so when I use it I mean it. And this song is epic as fuck. 20 minutes of genius. I give you Black Rose Immortal. From the 1996 album Morningside.
Top 10 songs of the month
4. Talking Heads - Burning Down the House
Musically David Byrne is the most talented man on the planet, so it was obvious that his band Talking Heads would be equally as good. With one of the best concerts of all time ever caught on film this band were astounding live, if Talking Heads ever got back together I would make it my mission in life to see them. From the 1984 live album Stop Making Sense.
Top 10 songs of the month
5. Edge of Sanity - Until Eternity Ends
Edge of sanity have alway put out class A death metal. With such master pieces as Crimson and Crimson II under their belts it's no suprize they are still putting out progressive death metal that makes you shit your pants. From the 1995 EP of the same name.
Top 10 songs of the month
6. Daft Punk - Harder Better Faster Stronger
This is about the only electronic music I like (and the Prodigy but thats a different story) and it KICKS ASS! I like everything about it. From the simplicity, to the beats of the music, right down to the 10 or so lyrics used in the song! Awesome stuff. From the 1997 album Discovery.
Top 10 songs of the month
7. Slayer - War Ensemble
Probably my all time favorite thrash metal song War Ensemble is retardedly heavy, fast and is full of anger. What thrash is all about! From the 1990 album Seasons in the Abyss.
Top 10 songs of the month
8. Scarve - The Perfect Disaster.
This band are one of the best underground technical death metal bands in europe. Using duel vocal talents to make not only growling death metal vocals but also clean. This can almost be labeled Progressive tech death...if there is such a thing? From their 2002 album Irradiant.
Top 10 songs of the month
9. Enslaved - Fenris
This is a great track from Enslaved. Full of tasty riffs and awesome vocals it's gotta be my one of their best. Taken from their 1994 album Frost.
Top 10 songs of the month
10. Carcass - Inpropagation
This is the first track from the 1991 album Necroticism. It was the first track to feature Michael Amott and remains to be one of my favorite Carcass songs.
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